In which Neil takes notes about a late 1950’s sitcom.

Mid- to Late-50’s to the 60s sitcom

Real life Hollywood family

Cross over from Radio to TV again

No theme song, but narrated introduction

Repressed homosexuality?

He won’t sleep with Suzie. HE LIKES BOYS.

Stop saying Cashmere coat. It’s gay.

HIS PATTERNS DONT MATCH. TERRIBLE GAY MAN.

The only serious complication is that you’re a homo.

When two girls go around together, it’s called “Lesbians”.

Women shouldn’t talk. They should be seen, not heard.

I hope Don’s little brother dies from those damn measles and his complications.

No dancing? Why, gays love to dance.

Maybe it’s an orgy?

DAD. STOP. YOU’RE CREEPING ME OUT.

He doesn’t want to inject himself into the party. Just the frat boys.

What kind of college student lives at home?

EmChanFrat parties are better

You married her because she’s your beard.

What, Dad. What did you do to girls when you were my age? I can only imagine.

Women are vain. And stupid. They don’t listen.

Make her happy for a few minutes. Then you can do whatever you want to them.

Sassy bitches are sassy.

But if you compliment her, she;ll shut up and bake you a pie.

LEARN TO LISTEN, BITCH.

Women need help.

Pin the tail on the donkey? You just want to blindfold these young boys.

WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING?

Dad wants there to be football players at the party.

Shit. His brother is still alive.

That boy came in the back way. REPRESSED. HOMOSEXUALITY.

These kids are OG hipsters.

Where’s mom with the coke?

And where did those bongos come from?

Dad’s giving the boys advice on how to take each other down.

Women like looking at curtains.

That’s right, bitch. You feed them.

Why is his date dancing with the Dad?

Who invited the fat kid?

David’s parents just gave him permission to penis Kathy.

Yup. Actually just snorted from laughing too hard in the middle of class. I’m that asshole.