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Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch. 

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.

Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.

Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?

For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????

Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.

Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass.

Is that a rat on the floor? Dammit Barbie its called a fucking exterminator. Jesus bitch open your fucking eyes.

Dammit Barbie you have to let your dog eat real food and not just blood dripping from a hanging corpse. The little mut could call animal control on your ass. Get Real

What the fuck, Barbie. You can’t just leave knives on the kitchen floor, someone might hurt their foot! And wtf are you doing?! Hoses are for OUTSIDE USE ONLY. You don’t use that in your kitchen. Gosh, Barbie, you’re so stupid!

Barbie, what the fuck is wrong with you? What the hell were you thinking, you stupid bitch! Didn’t your mother ever teach you that sponges just soak up bacteria instead of eliminating it? That’s disgusting, you piece of shit.

(Source: micromimic)